The Religion of Chocolatepublic - created 05/22/05 |
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The 13 Commandments are:
1 - Thou shalt not put any other foods above Chocolate
2- Thou shalt not be fooled by any likeness of Chocolate in heaven above, in the earth beneath, or in the water under the earth
3 - Thou shalt not take the name of Chocolate in vain
4 - Thou shalt not covet other's Chocolate
5 -Thou shall not commit adultery unto real Chocolate with white chocolate
6 - Thou shall not waste Chococlate
7 - Thou shalt not steal other's Chocolate
8 - Thou shalt praise the divine qualities of Chocolate
9 - Thou shalt partake of at least one divine tasting Chocolate bar per week
10 - Thou shalt share Chocolate with loved ones
11 - Thou shalt testify to thy neighbor the divine qualities of Chocolate
12 - Thou shalt remember Chocolate and keep it holy always
13 - Thou shalt honor Chocolate always
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